Hurray, another Florida gay sex scandal!

When all of the sex talk in an election year surrounds the gender of one of the presidential candidates, you know something is horribly wrong. Thankfully, the Massachusetts governor’s office has offered up one of its own in what we hope to be the first in many exciting sex scandals in this winter of our discumtent (hat tip to reader Caspar Weinberger — that’s your real name, right?). Steam rooms, $500-a-night Florida resorts, and 15-year-olds, after the jump!  See Hurray, another Florida gay sex scandal!
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